Hiding in the nude.

OK....Some of you might think this is funny...and I guess it was.

Some embarrassing moments can be funny and exciting.

Hiding in the Nude

By Deine Freundin

(True Experience)

Some background info first...

This happened several years ago. 

I lived in a small town...everyone knows each other and each others business.  I used to have two Great Danes...I used to work at a Hotel on the nearby island of Juist. So my neighbour used to watch them.  A while back my male Dane passed away (he was almost 10....that's super old for a Great Dane)....several months later my female, his sister passed on too (I have always thought it was from a broken heart).  I was very busy with work...and decided against getting any new "Best Friends".

Recently my home was broken into by some local teens.  The polizei believed, they must have known my work schedule and that I no longer had any guard dogs.

Well sometime later,  I no longer worked at the Hotel...and I have been busy with other endeavors.

I still do not lock my doors...it's a habit I wish not to change.  My door is always open for friends and neighbours...and if I did...It would mean, the bad guys win.

So here's what happened.....

Early one morning, I heard the sound of my floor boards creaking downstairs.  I always sleep in the nude while at home.  If I'm elsewhere, I tend to sleep in an extra long men's cotton tank T-shirt. 

Anyways....I heard the sound of footsteps, looked through my partly open door and saw that the lights were on downstairs. I grabbed my handy (mobile phone) from the nightstand, quietly slipped out of bed and crawled under my bed.  

I called the polizei and whispered to them that there is a stranger in my home.  They told me to stay where I was and to stay on the line with them.  They informed me there was a patrol Auto in my area.

As I heard the sound of heavy booted feet climbing my stairs, I was contemplating, making a run for my window and climbing out onto my roof.  The dispatcher informed me, that two patrolmen were at my location at that very moment.  They are going to call out for me and to stay where I was. They would identify themselves to any suspecting intruder.  

I heard a man's voice call out, "Frau Bär?"  

"This is the polizei.  Please stay on the line with the department and stay where you are.  We will look through the house, but I believe we are the intruders you are calling about. An officer will now enter your bedroom.  She will introduce herself.  At which point you can respond.  The dispatcher will tell you her name too."

At that point I noticed a pair of high-top black combat boots and the distinctive green pant-legs of a German police officers uniform.  She called out her name and the person on the phone verified it as well.  

I called out from my hiding spot, that I was alright.  The officer told me to stay there until the other officer sounded the all clear.

When the male officer entered my room, I asked if I could come out?

They told me I could.  I let them know I had nothing on.  The two of them chuckled, saying they understood and went out into the hallway.  I crawled out from underneath and quickly put on one of my night T's.  

I introduced myself and they themselves.  We all had a good laugh.  I offered them some coffee or tea, which they both graciously accepted.

The male officer was a very attractive man.  Tall, blond and buff.  The female was not what I expected.  She was very feminine, curvaceous and on the shorter side.  But still looked intimidating in her uniform and combat gear.

They told me, since my burglary, the department has up'd the patrols in and around my area.  They decided to check my front door and found it unlocked...and since they knew I worked on the island, they found this suspicious and decided to investigate.  While looking around, they received a call about an intruder.  They figured it was them, but still wanted to be on the safe side.

As I was making them some coffee, I noticed that the t-shirt I was wearing was quite thin. My nipples stood out and up very prominently. Thankfully, for a woman my age, my breasts have not succumb to the effects of gravity.

I was also very aware that I had failed to put on any panties.  I was uncertain if they could tell.  After I gave them a cup each, I poured their coffee.  It was then that I became acuity aware, that as I was pouring coffee into the females cup, that the male officer had a great view into my side opening of my T-shirt.  I'm sure I showed him some nice side-boobage, as he couldn't take his eyes off of me.

I felt myself blush, but took no offense.  I asked him if he enjoyed the view?  

To which, he coughed and choked on the coffee.  The female officer laughed out loud, slapped her knee and told her partner, he was busted.  He returned with a quick retort, "Not as much as she was"

I laughed at my own expense.  We all had a good laugh.  I offered them some coffee cake and sat down with them talking about this and that.

A few minutes later, they informed me that had to be getting back on patrol.  Thanking me for my hospitality and I for them stopping by and checking on my property.

As the male officer was leaving, he told me I should at least get a dog and to always lock my door.  He smiled and walked out.  

The female officer whispered in my ear, that I should also put on some underwear before entertaining guests.

She reached out and pulled down the back of my t-shirt, which had somehow become bunched up half-way up my backside.  She smiled, playfully smacked my butt and bid me adieu.  I could hear the two of them laugh as they walked out to their car. 

I laughed as well :-)